Retrospectator

Another misinformed, misguided but opinionated individual who feels the need to contribute. Now you too can view the world through the the eyes of a middle-aged man who can't see his toes, let alone the point of it all.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Alert and bloody alarmed

While Australians are still being encouraged to 'remain alert, but not alarmed', the panic button was well and truly pushed in Great Britain earlier this week. Even though the terrorist alert has since been downgraded from critical to severe, it still sounds a little too dangerous to take to the skies for my liking. I'm waiting for the alert to be categorised to the equivilant level as a paper cut, before I even consider going to the airport.

Living in the depths of Surrey, where a 'severe alert' is usually referred to as the final drinks bell at your local pub or the daily weather report, it's easy to become apathetic to the threat of terrorism. However, the threat is always there.

Recently, while I was standing on the platform of my local railway station, an ominous voice boomed over the station PA - 'Please report anyone or anything suspicious to the authorities'. The man standing several metres to my left with a beige cardigan and trousers far too short for loafers certainly looked suspicious to me, but was he worth reporting to authorities? The Reliant Robin parked across the road was incongruent with its surroundings, but did I suspect it of something more sinister? Everything and everyone looked suspicious to me - afterall, I had just arrived from Australia.

The threat of terrorism in Woldingham is highly unlikely, so it's easy to remain alert rather than alarmed. However, the sight of an unattended bag or box on the Circle Line certainly does put a swing into your gait, as you leg it towards the exit. Forget alert - I'm truly bloody alarmed.

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10:52 AM  
Blogger Ben Hollingsworth said...

You have to remember, the British are a pretty sanguine lot. Years of IRA threats looming, and before that (variously and not in chronological order) marauding hordes of Viking, Romans, even the French (although 'Mincing' may be a better description). I had the good fortune to be flying from Stansted on the day the latest security threat emerged, and apart from a lot of suspicious glances cast in the direction of people looking like they might queue-jump (the British take lining-up very seriously, and I believe 'pushing-in' was a capital offence until the European Union intervened) the mood was remarkably good natured.

Seriously, I'm not sure just how many decades it will take until flying is an enjoyable experience again, and we still do not have litter-bins at our railway stations thanks to Gerry Adams & Co, but don't lose sight of the fact that there is still a longer than 1:1,000,000 chance of being a victim of terror.

Thats still 14 times more likely than winning the lottery, mind you....

10:54 AM  

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