Here kitty, kitty kitty...

One of our neighbours has reported seeing a mountain lion in the village. Clive, our local ploddy, was unable to locate the beast. However, our over-zealous neigbourhood watch team had executed a pre-prepared emergency contingency plan for 'escaped circus animals' within minutes of hearing about the giant cat - no point in valiating the report. After all, what else could it have possibly been? Perhaps another gin and tonic made it go away? Not surprisingly it hasn't been spotted since...