Peter, Peter, Peter.....what are you doing?

Peter Andre - you remember him - he had a hit in the 1980's with a catching little jingle called 'Mysterious Girl'. You may remember the film clip of Peter standing knee deep in the ocean in a pair of jeans, sporting an impressive six-pack and an attractive model in one arm.

Anyway, Peter never really flew below the radar. He ended up marrying 'Jordan' - a page 3 model with even more impressive assets than Peter's torso. They met on a reality TV program and have apparantly been living happily ever since - not so according to the News of the World!

In a shock revelation Peter Andre has decided to give back to the public in the form of a tell all book about his marraige to the buxom one......and the News of the World will be serialising every single painful word (with the odd picture thrown in to keep you interested).

I feel it is my duty to purchase said newspaper every Sunday, just to keep you up-to-date with this fine piece of literary work. Here's a direct link if you want to read it yourself:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news4.shtml