I almost died laughing...

Will we, one day, look back at re-runs of 'Most Haunted' and ask ourselves what sort of drugs the team were on? You know the program I'm talking about? Yvette Fielding leads a collection of paranormal investigators, spiritualists, mediums and chronically stunned onlookers through apparantly haunted houses with the aid of night vision cameras and a special effects department.

All it takes is a creaky old house and a couple of dust particles caught in the camera lens to start Derek Acorah panting and wheezing through another spiritual possession. I reckon if you dragged 7 stoned university students through Durham Castle late on a cold windy night you'd get exactly the same reaction - except it would probably be entertaining to watch.