Big Bags...

I've got these bags under my eyes that don't seem to want to go away. I initially noticed that they would appear the morning after a late or heavy night, but gradually the puffiness would subside by lunchtime - then one day I realised that the bags were here to stay.

Don't get me wrong - I'm not talking about big 'suitcase' type bags, just little 'clutch' bags. Virginnia told me not to get too concerned. 'It's just your old man face.....you are getting on a bit' - I'm not sure if she was trying to reassure me or scare the hell out of me! But now I'm a little concerned.

I heard that that hemorrhoid cream will help - yes, that's right, I initially took offence to the suggestion, but apparantly there is some merit to the treatment. I am reliably informed that it is the preferred skin regime of supermodels.

I'm sure there must be a tube somewhere in the house - there isn't any risk of double-dipping? Is there?