Bleakberry...

It's sleek. It's metallic and it vibrates.....yes that's right - I have a new Blackberry! Once again a piece of office equipment will run my life. It will let me know who to meet, where to go and what time I should be there. It will ring with a retro tone when someone wants to talk to me....and when I just want to forget about work, sit down and relax with a cold beer - it will send me an email from my boss, who will have arranged a midnight conference call with half a dozen other Blackberry slaves.