Ho! Ho! Hic!

This Friday, the last Friday before Christmas, is traditionally the most pissed day of the festive season in the UK. Apparantly, over half the country will have the wobbly boot firmly fastened on the wrong foot as the British public engage in the demonstration sport of binge drinking.

Emergency services around the country are expecting to answer around a call every second between the hours of 8:00pm and 12 midnight as Britain lets down its hair to celebrate Christmas.

Unfortunately, drunk on the festive spirit, they will also loosen their trousers to urinate in public, roll up their sleeves to brawl and lower their inhibitions to snog indiscriminently

Merry Christmas....'tis the season to be jolly (well plastered).